LYFEWAAHH //SOB SOB//I MISS MY TABLETI MISS MY COMPUTERI MISS MY STEAMI MISS MY NATALOPE UND SLOTHY UND ACE UND RAY UND MICH UND DEX UND ALEX UND PPLWHERE MY SKYE PIE GO?I MISS MY COACH BATHING IN CHOCOLATE JOURNAL SKINI MISS MY FREE TIMEWHADDAHELL UP WIT DIS HOMEWERK?I CAN'T FIND MY OTHER SOCKI NEED TO CLEAN SATAN'S CAGE SO DESPERATELY BUT I'M SO LAZY UND DAT TAKE EFFOTWHERES DA NORMALITY IN MY LYFE?MILEY CYRUS YOU'RE SLOWLY LOSING THE RESPECT I NEVER HAD FOR YOUYOU'RE CURRENTLY RESIDING IN THE NEGATIVES HERE, WOMAN. WHY WON'T MY VIDEO LOAD?I WANNA PLAY DISHONORED BUT I'VE PLAYED IT LIKE 12 TIMES ALREADY SHOULD I START PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT AGAIN?I WANNA PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2 AS WELLI HAVEN'T PLAYED LEFt 4 DEAD FOR A WHILEBECUS I DUNT GOT SKYEPIE TO B MY AYLUS WHERE DID DA HAPPINESS GO?WHO FUKKIN REMOVED DA MUSIC OFF MY IPOD?I'M HUNGRY BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET UP I'M WASTING AWAY #LYFEISHARD
Can you...Can you look me in the eye and tell me this song doesn't make you feel weird and shit.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeyKU8wGCd4Its seriously starting to freak me out but I can't stop listening to it. PROBABLY MY NEW FAVORITE SONGI GIVE IT POINTS FOR MAKING YOU HALLUCINATE
I AM SO HAPPYhttp://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2014/008/9/3/untitled_by_kastoway-d71fwjj.jpgSCREAMING IM NOT A FUCKING BEE YOU MUDDA FUCKAS IM A MONARCH BUTTERLFYFEEL THE STING FLUTTER FLUTTER FUCK YOUI AM SO HAPPY PLSPLS HELP
INSTEADInstead of going to sleep I watched a video on how to amputate a leg....... Eheheh.... Heh....The knowledge will come in handy one day, I assure you.Just thought I'd share.I think I share too much.I bet I'm actually really annoyingOhwell
Can I just talk about something real quickSIGHokay I just wanna get this off my chest real quick because its been really bothering me when people do thisI try and help people a lot. I don't like seeing people upset so I like to offer a shoulder to cry on or someoneto vent out to if they need it because thats what friends do and I care. OkayBut when people are sad and want to vent out to me and I suggest something they can do to help becauseI feel like it seriously would help and they just shrug it off and just kinda say thats not gonna work or they'renot even willing to try it.Well I mean... I'm just trying to help okay? What do you want me to do? If you want a change in your life you have to be willing to make a change. Nothing is going to get better going the way it is if it keeps happening. I understand people get upset, I know I get upset all the time, but you know that all I wanna do is help, and by suggesting something, that means I genuinely think that it will help you, but when you're not
Please ReadI'll try and make it quick. A lot of people ask me if they can include Toby in fanfictions or creepypasta stories and let me just make this announcement for you guys. Yes, I am honored you would like to include him, and I love reading the stuff you guys write but I do wish thatyou just hear me out here -Please make sure that you READ his story http://kastoway.deviantart.com/art/Ticci-Toby-373384541 and please be sure to read the description in this http://kastoway.deviantart.com/art/Note-the-difference-423244447 to be sure that you're portraying his character correctly. With that being said i ask that you keep him a side character, its just a personal preference. Also make sure that none of the characters EXCEPT FOR SLENDERMAN know about his past. basically Slende
WotWhy are fursonas so hard to make?I look at some people's amazing fursonas and I'm just like :iconohdascoolplz:Then I sit down and I start trying to make one and they look stupid and just HNNNNGGGthen I go around looking for adoptables that I like and might wanna adopt and work off of but I can't find anyso I try making one again and I fail and den I look for more adoptablescan't find anytry againfailYOU SEE ITS A HORRIBLE CYCLE. I mean I have a general idea of what like species I want it to be but markings. I can't do da markings. You probably already caught on that its kinda hard for me to draw aminals since I'm so used to drawing people soIF you guys wanted to help me out with this then that would be amazing! Or maybe you wanna sit back and laugh at how I can't make a fursona as adorable and awesome as yoursthats cool too. If you help me out I'll probably throw some points at you!So like... I dunno if you know any adoptables or any
Okay Hahahahhahaahaha Stab Me I'm Sorry.Realistically I did not come onto Ashrews account merely to post a journal about taking over the world..... I already have that planned.I did it to write a heartfelt thing and stuff.Okay ummmmm Ashrew I owe you a lot, I doI seriously don't find it fair when you know....You're able to pull me up and help me out when my helping doesn't really seem to work. And you also draw me a lot of stuff which just makes me cry inside of happiness....And pandas, because pandas are amazing and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.Getting my point across here; Ashrew iS A LOVELY MAN AND I WILL SNUGGLE THE EVERLOVING CRAP OUT OF HIM UNTIL HE SQUEAKS, BECAUSE HE IS A SHREW.AND SHREWS SQUEAK.I THINK.And you might be wondering why exactly I will hug the living crap out of Ashrew. Well, it's not just because of all the pictures, and all of the stuff he may or may not do for me. It's just....Everything. Everything Ashrew does is a wonderful thing. He can manage to take care of all his friends, be toler
Pssst guys:iconthe-golden-dildo:I'm just gonna leave dis hereYou should consider joiningJoin us, lovely Join our army Join our quest //dying whale noise
For anyone that wants to write their pasta. Go here!http://creepypasta-land.wikia.com/wiki/Creepypasta_Land_WikiThis is a new Wiki.Made by::iconAngrydogdesigns:And:iconRequiem-of-Ice:Feel free to post your pasta there.Feel at home, that's like a big home for those that are fed up of the old Creepypastawiki's arrogancy.If you find this interesting.It would be of great help to spread the word and repost it, so your friends and people you know, who have a pasta or simply wishes to enjoy reading them can come.
Responses to my last article (pt.1)So after reading comments on that latest article http://fav.me/d6q4snq about 'humanizing wolves' I noticed a lot of people argued or debated quite a few points. Points I felt I should try to cover in a sort of Q&A section here.KEEP IN MIND PLEASE: In some parts of this there is personal opinions but I have included facts which can be backed up by research and by searching the internet as well. I've tried to cite sources as much as I could and give sound evidence when possible. I cannot be held completely liable if some information is outdated and I'm unaware but I would be glad to learn the updated information IF you have it accessible. Now, let's begin! -------------------------------------------------------------------1. Wolves can be tamed! My 'so-and-so' owned a wolf and it was the best pet I've ever seen! You're wrong if you think wolves can't be tamed!(This goes along with wolfdogs as well for the most part)Answer: Yeah, just because y
Is anyone else thinking this? (YouTube/Google+)I posted this to Tumblr first but seeing as more people on dA are on YouTube I figured to repost it here. WARNING: There's swearing in this... and YES, 99% of it is an opinion.(The other 1% is useless fucking rambling which you can ignore ) IS ANYONE ELSE ANNOYED BY YOUTUBE MAKING YOU CREATE A GOOGLE+ ACCOUNT TO SEE AND ACCESS COMMENTS ON YOUR VIDEOS?It just seems pointless and absolutely annoying. I went to go check my inbox to see 'this area of YouTube was disabled and you'll only get notifications through Google+'The hell is this crap? I don't like the layout, it’s bogged down by so much crap, not to mention even if you uncheck things it STILL sends you a buttload of bullshit crap about 'new features' and 'things you may like'... Like it fucking KNOWS me or some shit.They’re basically FORCING people to make some stupid Google+ account so they can have their emails bogged down by countless ads, features, and all other bullshit. 'Con
Beginning to look a lot like Christmas DECEMBER IS HEEEEEERE AH HA HA HEE HA YEAAH and i know i say this every year but jesus christ where did the year go aaahhhSO OF COURSE THIS PLACE NEEDS TO BE REDECORATED TADAH.AND I NEED TO BUY PRESENTS FOR PEOPLE AAAAAH WHAT DO I GET THEM THERE ISN'T ENOUGH TIME HELP I NEED A TIME LORD WHY DO I ALWAYS PROCRASTINATE ON THESE THINGS.Unfortunately i didn't really plan any holiday card exchange shenanigans (boo! hiss! |D) so i'll probably just be asking some of my friends from before whether they want to trade again I'll send you guys a note yo!UHM AS FOR EVERYBODY ELSE WE COULD HAVE AN ADVENT TYPE THING IF INTERESTED? But maybe not ever day cos i will probably die otherwise lol. Prizes will be small random things like handfuls of points or little icons and stuff like that. If you want in then fave this journal cos i need the numbers for the random number generator thing.AH YES MUCH PLAN. SO ORGANISE.
9th DeviantArt Anniversary!I've been meaning to finish the anniversary animatic from LAST year for today, but things have been busy due to Mother's Day weekend and such, so I guess I'll have to finish it up later! Either way, holy crap 9 years, I've been here for freaking ever. Thanks for sticking it out with me :]This is probably good motivation to start working on a flash for my 10th anniversary waaaaay in advance!
Spam...spam everywhere.not the canned meat. I'm sorry, I have nothing against you. But yeah, just take your spam messages and shove them right up your rear cavity. Other than that, have a lovely summer people. Love,The D
OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE.I know about the rumor that Sesseur is planning to "kill off" Jeff the Killer.But, as I've pointed out before, it wouldn't do jack shit because...HE DOESN'T OWN HIM AND HE DIDN'T CREATE THE CREEPYPASTA. THE ACTUAL AUTHOR OF THE PASTA (WHICH WAS ORIGINALLY WRITTEN IN SPANISH) IS UNKNOWN.HE MERELY CREATED THE IMAGE THE CREEPYPASTA WAS BASED ON.ALSO, THE JEFF IN SESSEUR'S STORY AND JEFF THE KILLER (FROM THE PASTA) ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CHARACTERS.AND ALL THE AU VERSIONS OF JEFF WOULD STILL EXIST EVEN IF THIS WEREN'T THE CASE.IN SHORT: A MEME IS NOT GOING TO DIE BECAUSE THE ORIGINATOR OF SAID MEME GOT BUTTHURT AND DECIDED TO BACKLASH AGAINST IT. IT'D BE LIKE SHMORKY "KILLING OFF" ZALGO. IT'D DO JACK SHIT.PS: MR.CREEPYPASTA DOESN'T OWN HIM,
Publishing Opportunity for New ArtistsMy good friend DeevElliott who has been in the comic and publishing industry for the past decades is launching 2 new comic anthologies and would love to work some new artists here on dA exclusively. If you are new in this art industry and would love to see your work being published via a comic publishing veteran then this is your chance! Please hop over to this journal ( http://techgnotic.deviantart.com/journal/Dave-Elliott-An-Authentic-Citizen-384734344 ) for project details and get some great advice on taking your first step into the publishing industry.Let's make it happen!
In the span of less than 24 hoursSome freaking jackass centipede decided that somewhere in the house would be a MUCHOS GRANDE place to have a nest and the only reason i know this is becauseSo we bug bombed the shit out of the bedrooms and after the chemical warfare was waged the humans were declared victorious. But then the next morning...I stabbed the shit out of that one using scissors and the bedrooms have been bombed again BUT SERIOUSLY WHY. WHHHHHYYY. I DO NOT ENJOY LIVING IN FEAR OF TINY ASS CENTIPEDES.
Site Update: Motion Book Tool, BookshelfIn our continuous effort to improve the deviantART experience, we're publishing weekly Site Updates to keep members informed and to gather feedback. Below is a list of recent changes to the site, bug fixes, and feedback that was brought up by members in the last Site Update.What's NewCreate & Sell Motion Books on deviantARTBecome your own publisher and create interactive reading experiences with the Motion Book Tool. Madefire's powerful and adaptable Motion Book Tool is now in your hands, allowing you to create expressive stories where audio and visual artistry collide!Plus, with deviantART’s new Bookshelf feature, you can easily access all of your favorite purchased digital content!Read more »<
Ahhh, when did I receive Senior Member status??oh my god I'm so sorry. I've been so busy with moving (i didn't know my family had so much shit) and other stuff I just haven't logged onto dA for a while. "orz.But I didn't realize I'm now a Senior Member?? wowowow I don't even know who gave that to me, but thank you so much~~ i know it's just a title, but I remember as a kid first on dA I was like "Seniors are so speciallll i want oneeee" xDDDD. And now I'm old and apparently senior enough to be Senior yay~!Uh, here's something I've been working on. Actually, this thing was done back in November though xD;;;. um, I'll still be busy for a while preparing my portfolio stuff, so I can't guarantee I'll be on dA, but I will be on Tumblr because that's where I post WIPs (and complain about stuff, talk about stuff i don't think making a journal on dA is appropriate for cause i tend to delete my lil rants xD;; ). Does anyone want me to post my WIPs here too? I remember quite a few peopl
Spooktacular"Boys and girls of every age, Wouldn't you like to see something strange?"It took me three days to make this journal i shit you not lol Haven't really tested it much cept on FF and Chrome so hopefully it won't blow up too much on Safari and IE et al. Although if you are using older versions of IE you are probably used to things blowing up on you and/or at work and are not meant to be surfing DA anyway Hover your mouse over the guys at the bottom :iconfanggrinplz:Ok honestly i literally only made this journal skin so i could try out that thing |DSo what's everyone up to for Halloween? I think we're just gonna have an MKR which should be pretty interesting. And i'm going to stuff my face with candy. I just watched Heston's Fantastical Foods and it was the sweet shop ep and i really have this urge to fly to Britain and throw myself at the man
//SOBS//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjB_oVeq8Lo//SOB SOB//THIS IS AMAZING I CANTIM NOT CRYING I JUST GOT SALT IN MY BOTH EYESN-NOT ALL HUMANS ARE HORRIBLE//SNIIIIFFFLE//